Frequently Asked Questions!
Q: Why did you change your name?
A: A personal security scare, don't worry about it. I go by both 2KFSK and AIumni in casual communication.
Q: What happened to your old Patreon?
A: The above security scare. Again, don't worry about it, there's no problem.
Q: Are your commissions open?
A: Technically, they're always open. But I have a very backed up queue, so expect a long wait. Luckily, you won't need to pay until receipt of product (and I've been known to work faster on ideas I like...)
Q: When are you going to update XYZ story?
A: The answer to this depends on the story but usually a version of "When I feel like it", or "If you give me money I'll do it sometime this week".
Q: Who are your favorite size creators?
A: Head on over to Favorites and Recommendations to find out!
Q: Why does XYZ demographic (e.g. women, minors, Princess Zelda) die so much in your stories? Do you want that in real life?
A: The short answer is no. I am a conflict-averse person who values all life and abhors violence. The kinds of scenarios and stories I find interesting do not in any way reflect my earnest desires for reality. For the long answer, read Arousal by Michael J. Bader, watch Contrapoints' "Twilight" video, and just basically do even a little research on kink before entering my mentions.
Q: Ew, why do you write about such gross stuff?
A: Please see the above answer.
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: Probably Spirited Away, though I have a very fond spot for Catching Fire.
Q: What is your favorite story you've written?
A: Hard to say, but I think the one I reread the most for fun is "Lock of a Youth", but mainly for the vore sequence at the end. I was in my bag for that one. "Amy to Zero" also gets a lot of replay in my house.
Q: Do you ever plan to retire?
A: Almost every lapse in my writing progress has been due to circumstances outside of my control rather than personal motivation. I sincerely adore creating this kind of work, and I adore even more that people like to read it. So, while I can never say never, I have no intention of retiring anytime soon.
Q: Do you have a Discord?
A: Yes, I do! I don't mind giving out my handle directly to those who solicit it, but I prefer not to post my Discord handle directly. My Discord Server is wonderful and filled with wonderful people, but it's not a public server. Permanent access can, however, be gained by joining either my Patreon or buying me a coffee, both of which can be found to the right side of the screen. If you have trouble getting inside the server, please contact me.
Q: Who drew your header?
A: The header art is by Fooooly, and I fully credit him with the work.
Q: Why are your commissions so expensive?
A: As it turns out, if you researched the average price for a copywriter or ghostwriter, my commissions are undoubtedly on the low side in terms of pricing. Even among size writers, I'm certainly not the most expensive contractor selling my services. I price my content more than the average writer because 1) most writers undercharge, and 2) I have spent years of my life honing my ability to tell a story, and that time deserves compensation. Writing, while at times enjoyable and fun, is still labor, and labor deserves to be compensated fairly.